Royal wedding drinking game
greatestnightofourlives: thenotveryinteresting: A shot for every miniute princess Dianna is late. jkghjfhgd
Falling: Talking about Jared Leto on Radio Bam →
sharkhandsleto: liv—: Tammy: 30 seconds to marss are coming Jared Leto’s coming arghh Jared leto I can not waitt! Bam: Neither can every other girl in fucking philadelphia! Tammy: ugh. ugh, I cannot wait.. Bam: You gunna fuck him? Tammy: Oh big time, if he’d let me oh big time Tammy: I would tear his…
feedmecake: liv—: feedmecake: After that Radio Bam quote, all I can think about now is a) A picture of Jareds cock with a blondes lips around them and b) The kinds of pictures he must have on his phone. I need to get my mind out of the gutter or I wont be able to sleep. I’m blonde.. Just going to throw THAT into the mix ;D
kitteninastrangeland: evangelinescripton: niggle-pie: fuckyeahseraphina: niggle-pie: Jared’s looking older. He looks younger when he’s chubbier. Exactly. He needs to eat and sleep. Exactly. He needs to eat out and sleep with me. What? Yeah ^^ me too. Throwing it out there :)
Jared Leto is the biggest whore to ever exist.
thekingisnotdead: nicolesmassacre: and we like it
"bite that pillow, we're going in dry XD"
kitteninastrangeland: veganbrekkie: masterescapist: veganbrekkie: OMG MASTERESCAPIST, YOU’RE FUCKING KILLING ME. CRYING AGAIN. source: cannot be unseen
How do I say "Come fuck me raw until we are both...
when someone says "so tell me about yourself"
kitteninastrangeland: bech7raven: perfectlyimpurfect:
Loose Lips: Gotta get the sexual frustration out... →
sharkhandsleto: ladylithiumlips: The car ride wasn’t the awkward part, not even close, having the door opened for her and closed after. He drove careful, no matter what he was experiencing as her hand slid over the bulge in his gray pants, kneading gently. He shot her a playful look then returned his eyes to the road, listening… Dirty Fucking Bitch
kitteninastrangeland: puzzlemachines: kitteninastrangeland: Intoxication, Danzig, Benji Madden and speaking too loudly. This was our awesome night. AND I COULDN’T REMEMBER BECAUSE I HAD A BRAIN FREEZE FROM EXCITEMENT AND EXCESSIVE STIMULANTS. i forgive you. hahahahahah. such a good night bro. so good.