February 2011
''Mom, I'm going out.''
prince-delta:
Mom: With friends?
“NO mom, with terrorists!”
ribbonkitties:
sweettalk101:
tomo drumming like a boss
:3
Let's get back to the more important issue of how...
annanobody:
sharkhandsleto:
Damn it, SharkHands. I didn’t want another goddamn child.
I want Jared Leto to play Kurt Cobain in The biographic movie and not Robert...
– Courtney Love (via viesscence)
You tell them Courtney. With his long blonde hair Jared really looks a lot like Kurt.
(via onelifelefttolivetoforgive)
how does the devil fuck?
Jared: The devil fucks like God makes love.
Tomo: That one was actually pretty good. I can’t come up with anything!
*Jared whispers in Tomo’s ear*
Tomo: The devil fucks like a cowboy *laughs* I can’t believe I said that out loud but I did and now it’s too late!
Shannon: Well, you see, the devil fucks like me! Woooo!
Tomo LOL
Interviewer: Jared has been paired with basically every female star.Like Scarlet Johansson,Ashley Olsen,Jessica Simpson,Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan. Have you ever get to see them?
Tomo: Hey, what about me? I've been paired with Sally Johnson, Sara Peterson.
Interviewer: And who are they?
Tomo: EXACTLY!
Sex Therapy...with the Shanimal
mel-animal:
It’s your body, we can yell if you want to
loud if you want to, scream if you want to
just let me love you, lay right here girl, don’t be scared of me,
give you sex therapy, give you sex therapy
It’s your body, we’ll go hard if you want to…as hard as you want to, soft as you want to
just let me love you lay right here, I’ll be your fantasy
give you sex therapy, give you...